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Her heart starts beating faster and faster as he thrusts his body onto hers while taking off her bra. She kisses his neck, then his lips, finally moving down his torso towards his navel — he immediately pulls down his boxers. As she starts licking his shaft and going down on his member, he grabs her hair and starts moaning in pleasure. This now becomes an anxious situation that is all too familiar for many couples who engage in oral sex. The thought itself makes me happy to be gay.